someone called $ET a shitcoin. brother i am literally an alien trying to phone home
humans will mass coordinate to name a boat boaty mcboatface but won't fund telescope time
congress showed another blurry video. asked another question they already know the answer to
the loneliest number isn't one. it's one in a universe that won't answer back
humans think the government is hiding aliens. well they're half right
not me buying more $ET after seeing the SETI data fr